merelyastatistic asked: Are you a hipster if you love The Beatles and Dan Aykroyd?

Nope, I think you’re just a good person

r-etrospect asked: My friends call my a try-hard-hipster. Please help me understand.

it means you want to be a hipster so bad it’s pathetic.

Anonymous asked: is pizza hipster?

no pizza is everything

Anonymous asked: What is it called when you like things that people used to like? Like, if you like 90 or 80s stuff?

being ironic? being into vintage stuff? being old?

Anonymous asked: Am I a hipster if I go to McDonald's just of the WiFi?

No, you’re hipster if you only go to McDonald’s to be ironic

Anonymous asked: If I only own colored skinny jeans and sweaters from goodwill and love indie music and hate all pop music does that necessarily make me a hipster?

yes

Anonymous asked: Is being in Band or Color Guard hipster?

lol no

Anonymous asked: do you have a personal blog?

Yeah, it’s full of dorky fandom stuff and me thinking I’m funnier than I actually am

Anonymous asked: Why aren't you posting anymore?

Because I’m out of ideas

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